About Kali Briis

The power of Kali emanates from his sideburns. He can only create music after taking at least 2 showers straight and rubbing his facial hair for several hours. That's his tradition and the only way things make sense. He never (as in never) talks about himself and so it is that his charismatic gentle character naturally attracts females. Or maybe it's his HolyPimpLocket around the neck, maybe it's sideburns or maybe it's just the twisted law of physics but things just seem to "happen" when Mr. Briis is around. So watch out!