About Ninja Sex Party

Danny Sexbang is the lead singer of Ninja Sex Party. He is 6'2", Jewish, and a lovemaker of the highest quality (according to him). Danny wears spandex to every social affair, and believes that world peace can be achieved if we are all just, like, nice or whatever. He spends most of his time hanging out with his best friend Ninja Brian and his Pomeranian of Death, Princess Tinkles. Danny also has an unnamed medical condition that causes him to pass out from the sheer awesomeness of being in his own presence. There are those who say that Ninja Brian has always existed, that he has had a profound but indirect influence on world history, and that fear of his swift and merciless retribution is the only thing that has prevented full-scale global war. Then again, there are others who say that he's some dude from New Jersey who put on a ninja mask one day when he was angry at his pet hamster Squeakums* and refused to take it off afterwards. Sometimes, there are no correct answers.