One-Hit Wonder Day (September 25)
My fellow Americans,
Today, September 25, is National One-Hit Wonder Day.
It is your patriotic duty to post. Cast your ballot by entering your candidate in black ink on the dotted line below. Overseas and absentee ballots will be accepted.
Submit your ballot online. Your local county election office checks Tastebuds all the time, damned lazy government workers.
Harvey Danger - "Flagpole Sitta"